Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Drunk

Woman Finds Sex Offender Folding Her Laundry

CTA Train Passenger Struck With Sock Full Of Poop

Indiana Library Finds Gun In Hollowed-out Book

Chicago Students Sickened By School Lunches Tainted With Rat Poop (UPDATE: Mouse Poop)

Man Goes To Court For Cocaine Charges, Brings More Cocaine

O'Hare Airport Looking For A Few Good Goats

Man Allegedly Punched 11-Year-Old Girl For Lollapalooza Beach Ball

Lawsuit Filed In Fatal Train Derailment And Bridge Collapse

Extra Extra: Pet Piranha Bites Off Part Of Toddler's Finger

Indiana BP Refinery Finds Box Of Dead Monkeys

Pregnant Woman Tasered By Chicago Police In Parking Dispute

Woman Arrested For Shoving Alderman In Dispute Over Pigeons

Someone Is Still Throwing Rocks At Cars

Extra Extra: Cars Damaged By Falling Concrete On Eisenhower Expressway

Will County Swingers Club Closed Down Over Permit Issues

Chicago Skyway Shutdown Caused By Thrown Rocks, Not Fired Guns

Are You Smarter Than This 12-Year-Old? Probably Not

So You Think You Can Dance, Inmate Edition

Spitting Woman Interrupts News Report

Police Say Intoxicated Woman Bit Her Dog And Her Mom

Elgin Woman Urged Teen Daughter To Get In A Fight, Then Filmed It

ACLU Sues Indiana School That Expelled Students Over Facebook Posts

Deer Breaks Into Indiana Home And Takes A Bath